What was your favorite toy or activity growing up?
Skateboard (still is).
What is a nickname you have had?
Pennywise the Dancing Clown.
Do you consider yourself a morning person or a night owl?
What is something interesting you learned recently?
If you want to see if your breath smells, you can scrape the back of your tongue with a spoon, wait ten seconds, and then smell it.
What is a skill or subject you would like to study?
I've been trying to learn to play guitar so I can impress dogs at parties.
What do you collect?
What is your writing process like?
I put vague and typically terrible notes in my phone throughout the day and then try to make sense of them right before open mics. Before a show I'll sit down with a notebook and see if I can find new tags for older jokes or ways to tie jokes together as I arrange a set-list.
Favorite writers, books, or movies?
Writer -Haruki Murakami
Book - Catch-22
Movie- One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Describe an event that made you feel truly inspired.
I performed at a variety show recently and this lady read poetry and not only did it not suck but in fact was really good. It was really vulnerable which I have a hard time being. Oooh am I being vulnerable by saying that?!
Describe an ideal place to do something you enjoy.
The Alamo Drafthouse is the best place in the world to watch a movie. I'm not getting paid to say that but I'd love some free tickets if they're reading this.
What would you bring to a picnic or potluck?
Do you have a good luck charm?
No, which explains a lot actually.
Favorite animal or pet?
Check my story on Instagram for the answer. @andrewwwwoods
I have a cactus named Moana.
When was an instance where you were in the right place at the right time?
The day before I moved out of Dallas I waited on Tony Romo. We still keep in touch.
Favorite web series or website?
"How To Make It In USA" on YouTube.
Andrew Woods returns to Dallas Comedy House for Homecoming Weekend and performs 10pm Friday, September 22 alongside Jaffer Khan, Andrew Youngblood, and Marissa Nieto.
Jamé McCraw is a sketch 1 student and a recent graduate of the DCH improv program. She performs with Watermelon. She spends time archiving mementos in her little old house and always finds time to hold hands with her cat, Stanley.