Welcome to Comedy Centerfold, where we feature a Dallas Comedy House performer and get to know him or her a little better by using questions that Playboy centerfolds are usually asked. Sometimes a man comes along who knows the way to your heart is through song. That man is Colten Winburn, this month's Comedy Centerfold. Colten's skills are manifold. He's a performer in a prize-winning improv troupe, he speaks more than one language, and his use of grammar is impeccable. You can see Colten in person performing in the following troupes and shows:
Photobomb: July 31, August 7, August 14, and August 21 Cell Block Tango: August 1 and August 21 Primary Colours: August 1, August 20, and August 28 (in Pittsburgh) Samurai Drunk: August 7 24K Goldapps: August 8 Spanishprov: August 12 and August 20
Hometown? Flower Mound, Texas. Voted one of the best places in the country to raise your children. It is a town of families, and everything closes at 10 p.m.
Guilty Pleasures? Watching children's cartoon shows, like Star Wars: The Clone Wars or Avatar: The Last Airbender or several other anime shows I could pretend are not kid shows, but really they are. They're just stupid and fun, OK? Oh, also somehow 24 fits into this category.
Ambitions? My first ambition is to convince Amanda to mover her piano into the theater, right by the stage. I think that is supposed to happen already, but I won't know for sure until it actually happens, so I need to keep working at it. After that, I aspire to play on that piano.
Best Concert? I don't remember the year, but I went to a Ray LaMontagne/Levon Helm concert that was amazing. It was on a weeknight, and people started leaving after Ray was done, not realizing or caring that Levon was coming out next, those idiots.
Favorite Book? Ender's Game/Speaker for the Dead were pretty important to me growing up, as were Lemony Snicket's Unauthorized Autobiography and the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I haven't found a book since that I enjoyed as much, but if I'm honest, I haven't been searching very hard. I'm open to suggestions.
Favorite Movie? I really liked Little Miss Sunshine. On a tangent, my least favorite movie is probably Jumper. It was just disappointing.
Favorite TV Show? After Breaking Bad, I have to say Lost. Whatever about the ending guys, wasn't the journey worth it? Although, I always felt a personal connection to Twin Peaks. Like our personalities matched. Comedy-wise it's Parks and Rec and Bob's Burger's. Because you fall in love with every single character.
Pets? I love pets. I don't have an official pet right now, but I am helping to take care of a stray cat name Alistair, Philip, Mandolin, and Gato. Everyone met her separately and gave her a name. Right now Philip and Mandolin are the front runners.
Foods I Crave? Sushi. Maybe candy corn for two seconds some time in October, but then back to sushi.
People I Admire? If you can't find something you admire in every person you meet, then you're not really listening. Like for example, Novak Djokovic. He's so consistent!
Dream Role? Reggie Watts on Comedy Bang Bang. I haven't seen the new guy yet, but you get the picture.
Good First Date Idea? Top Golf. You can hit the ball, have a few drinks, and avoid awkward first date questions. I've never actually been; I heard about it from a friend. I want to emphasize that I've never been there.