Welcome to Sports Fan Fiction, a weekly showcase of fake stories involving the real athletes and decision makers of the Dallas sports scene. Last week: The SMU Mustangs were dealt another blow when their second leading scorer, Keith Frazier, was ruled academically ineligible. Many believe that the ruling is due to improper benefits, but Sports Fan Fiction has reason to believe that Frazier is simply mistreated. Take a look at his latest exam and judge for yourself.
David Allison is a comedian based out of Dallas, Texas. You can follow him on Twitter @MrDavidAllison or keep up with his attempt to guess the jokes on Weekend Update @AlternateUpdate. He also performs regularly at the Dallas Comedy House, and this week you can check out the sketch revue he directed titled “January UP!” on Thursday at 8 p.m. Tickets at www.DallasComedyHouse.com.