Tommy's Taco Thursday: O-LIVE MENOS!

olives There once was a time when man could get, A nacho or enchirito – you bet. And nestled upon the dishes did live, A bit of sliced or twiced or thriced Olive.

Black gold rings to garnish the dish. Should you get a fourth ring, you’d make a wish. The Taco Bell would crown its favorites With black olives, shining, ripe, free of pits.

But then there came the board of directors. Their eyes blinded with Bling-Bling reflectors. They removed the olive from the menu, Turning the meals to mere bowls of sinew.

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Tommy Lee Brown teaches and performs at Dallas Comedy House. He is your man on the street, determined to eat. He is the belly of the city. No taco is too small or too commercial. He will eat it all, and tell you all about it. Direct taco related questions to

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